January 2011
67 posts
...Annnd then Jessye fucked everything up
DUN DUN DUN
MINI HEART ATTACKS
EVERY.FIVE.MINUTES.
I was watching Eastenders with my mum when she turned around and asked me “Awee did Christian and Sayeed mix their sperm together and put it inside Roxy to give birth to?” DID THEY PUT THEIR SPERM TOGETHER AND MAKE A BABY? MY MUM. MY MUM ASKED THIS.
oH fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
When you're really angry and someone and then you...
And you don’t know if you’re still angry or not. :S
MY SISTER IS LEARNING TO PLAY THE TRUMPET
I NEED TO MOVE THE FUCK OUT I CAN’T TAKE IT
People get pissed at me
Because instead of listening to them whinge forever I tell them how to fix their problems. WHAT THE FUCK.
From now on I’m just going to be like “awe yeah that suxx bro” and let them get on with it. wankstains.
I should stop posting pictures of girls
People might start to think i’m gay
